May i corrupt you?

I want to steal your innocence. Let’s start with some lipsing behind the bike shed, then petty crime, then our own drugs cartel.
Green lights.
Don’t mess with me because you know I have a dodgy heart that jumps around when I’m near you. The bike sheds seem like a good place to start.
Oh, your heart is dodgy too so no deep sea scuba diving for us, but there are plenty more fun things we can do instead. (I seem to be a flirtatious lightweight)

“But you might blow his mind.”

Never mind, I think I’d quite like to. Indeed that nursed gin and tonic appears to have surfaced and now I feel bashful. Can we slow dance like 13 year olds? I always wanted to take advantage of you and now I’m feeling free. And you know I’m yours if you want me. There’s so much to learn. I want it all from you when I’m with you and, when I’m not I don’t care about that. Believe me when I say I can give you anything because I’m full of it. I know. But it’s now or never. Please don't be nervous