to avoid fainting keep repeating

Monday, August 07, 2006

what time of day is this?

Man says: so, what time are you going back to bed or are you joining the rest of the nation and staying awake through the daytime?
girl says: I'm going back to sleep after breakfast. are you working hard?
Man says: not really, I am thought clouding
 girl says: whats that?
Man says: its the PC way to say brain storming, apparently it's offensive to epileptics
 girl says: you've got to be kidding me, thats hilarious
Man says: no, my boss is an epileptic and he told us.
 girl says: Last night I had lots of vivid yet peculiar dreams. One involved my dad ranting about an experience at a greeting cards shop which had really irritated him. Instead of getting "Inside blank, write your own message" cards, he'd accidently purchased "blank, create your own design" so they were blank both inside and out and he was moaning about how he couldn't possibly draw the kind of picture he wanted (a window view of the Essex countryside) on a greetings card and about how it was the shop's fault for stocking such a pointless item.
Man says: How strange, we both had dreams that involved greeting cards
girl says: today is wet
Man says: pardon?
 girl says: outside, and there's a street cleaning mobile going up my road. Mornings are fucking strange
Man says: is this a first for you?
 girl says: no but it's always weird when you haven't done one for a while
Man says: you're such a student, and you are not even at uni yet
 girl says: i'm just a lazy useless waste, you mean
Man says: kinda, didnt want to insult you this early though, it could have a detrimental efffect on you
girl says: yes, I probably would have burst into tears. I'm going to have pancakes for breakfast.

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